Buy me a boa and drive me to Reno-Crewneck Sweatshirt

An ode to one of the most dramatic, fabulous, and utterly unforgettable Emily Gilmore moments. When the fight is heated and the comeback is sharper than a crystal decanter, you don’t yell — you escalate with flair. This cozy crewneck wraps you in comfort while serving peak Upper East Side-meets-Hartford energy. Perfect for sipping something strong, delivering a cutting remark, and pretending you absolutely do not care.

Graceful. Grand. Slightly unhinged. Just the way Emily would approve. 🥂💗

♡Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for warmth and durability
♡Tubular knit, no side seams, and a ribbed collar 

Care instructions
♡Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
♡Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
♡Tumble dry: low heat
♡Do not iron
♡Do not dry-clean